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These are some lies we made up about Millersburg.
A headless guy has from time to time been witnessed in a home outside Millersburg. One thing is for sure, it certainly is a terrifying ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A woman with her head and both arms separated is once in a while made out on the top of Sand Run Hill very late at night examining the vista. Any which way, this is an unfriendly ghost that you don't want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from outer space has been seen on frequent instances looking for a book underneath a parked Honda in a Millersburg parking lot late at night.
A very large chinchilla may every now and then be distinguished smoking a cigar in Millersburg Historic District in the early morning hours.
A colossal iguana was perceived enjoying the surroundings at Hickory Lake Dam at midnight.
The alien commander of a flying saucer was distinguished throwing pieces of wood into Hickory Lake late in the night.
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ET from Saturn emerged in a Millersburg area store, staggering the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was witnessed gazing over The Plains at midnight.
The ghost of a man grasping a bloody spear has repeatedly been made out at midnight scrutinizing Troyer Hollow in detail. Based on what the folks who live here allege, this phantom
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is that of a local person who settled here in Millersburg before the present. In any event, it's a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft is frequently distinguished reasoning at night by a mailbox in Millersburg.
A giant puppy is known to have been perceived on a small number of instances startling folks in the center of Bear Run.
An martian vacationer from another solar system can regularly be distinguished marching through a mobile home in Millersburg.
An extremely large puma may be perceived repeatedly in Blue Rock State Park right by the park headquarters turning toward the eye witness.
A huge lynx is every so often seen being carried by a horse beside a highway in the vicinity of Millersburg.
The ghost of a civil war soldier has been made out on several occasions hurling pieces of wood near Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area.
An ET from planet Jupiter may every so often be observed in a phone booth in Millersburg
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talking on the telephone.
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Ghost Sightings From Millersburg
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Ghost Sightings From Millersburg
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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