|
| |
Milford Center, Ohio Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Milford Center.
A massive mare has sometimes been distinguished in a building close to Milford Center.
A space man is known to have been distinguished on frequent instances in the early morning hours drifting down on Bear Swamp Run.
A giant fish was spotted fluttering over Rosedale Post Office at the stroke of midnight.
A sizeable creepy ogre materialized before dawn struggling out of Bear Swamp drenched in mud.
An alien voyager from another part of the galaxy came into sight in Airport Park in the early morning hours yelling names.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Milford Center
Submit a lie about Milford Center, Ohio:
Other untruthful towns near Milford Center, Ohio:
Irwin, Ohio, 5 miles away
Raymond, Ohio, 6 miles away
Marysville, Ohio, 7 miles away
Woodstock, Ohio, 7 miles away
Unionville Center, Ohio, 7 miles away
North Lewisburg, Ohio, 9 miles away
Plain City, Ohio, 11 miles away
Mechanicsburg, Ohio, 11 miles away
Middleburg, Ohio, 11 miles away
East Liberty, Ohio, 12 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Ohio
|
Ghost Sightings From Milford Center
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
MORE JOKES
|
