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These are some lies we made up about Midland.
A man with a sizeable hole through his upper body has frequently been witnessed on a Midland residential street after midnight. People who have made out this ghost say this ghost enjoys scaring foolish folks who have the nerve to interrupt the serenity in Midland.
A sizeable bloodcurdling dragon is frequently distinguished floating in the air like a cloud in Midland.
A lady's body having a bear's head has purportedly been distinguished on several occasions talking into the air in Cowan State Park before dawn.
An alien tourist from deep space can often be seen looking at an old man slumbering in an armchair in a home in Midland.
An enormous mountain goat may be spotted frequently hauling a skull at Blanchester Reservoir Number Three Dam at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Midland
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Ghost Sightings From Midland
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
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