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A headless female can now and then be seen being in an abandoned house in Middletown. It's been declared that this exact ghost loves scaring unwise folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Middletown.
Bigfoot has regularly been spotted standing by a deserted highway near Middletown.
The ghost of a 12 foot tall enormous man is regularly witnessed traveling on a moped on a murky road in the vicinity of Middletown. If you talk to the locals, this spirit can be the soul of a resident who died here in Middletown in the past.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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