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These are some lies we made up about Middletown.
The spirit of a guy gripping a sword may frequently be witnessed drifting down Ausbergers Creek on a dark night.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft may be distinguished time and again gazing at Black Lake Dam before sunrise.
A lady with worms crawling out of her nostrils has sometimes been made out in Americana Amusement Park at the stroke of midnight pulling a corpse across the dirt.
The ghost of a bound up lady is once in a while noticed creeping out of a drain hole on a Middletown avenue after midnight.
An extremely large camel may occasionally be spotted poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Middletown.
An alien vacationer from space was witnessed in a Middletown school before sunrise staggering the corridors.
A female with the head of a leprechaun was witnessed crying out names of people on the water's edge of Armco Park Lake. Other folks in the neighborhood have had matching experiences with
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the same ghost. In any case, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A gigantic hare appeared in an apartment in close proximity to Middletown.
A massive platypus was distinguished in a Middletown area clothing store, wandering the aisles.
A lady carrying her head under her arm has regularly
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been distinguished going berserk before sunrise by a vending machine in Middletown. Several people allege this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish people who are fearless enough to upset the silence in Middletown.
A space man from Saturn is frequently spotted having a seat at a coffee table in a Middletown trailer hollowing out a hollow.
A gargantuan kid is rumored to have been witnessed on a few instances annihilating a box in Caesar Creek State Park right by the ranger station.
The ghost of a guy with half his head absent can regularly be spotted wandering through a home in Middletown.
An extremely large dog may be made out over and over again pacing through an apartment outside Middletown.
Henry VIII has now and then been distinguished at a public phone in Middletown talking on the phone.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is now and then seen marching through a Middletown vicinity burial ground.
A very large raccoon is known to have been spotted on a few instances reading a newsletter
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by the side of a desolate highway outside Middletown very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Middletown
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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