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These are some lies we made up about Mentor.
The ghost of a female with a knife in her heart was spotted gazing at the water by Mentor Harbor late in the night. The ghost was swallowed by the air after being seen.
An enormous elk was distinguished in Bellflower Park at the stroke of midnight holding a human headbone.
A Yeti has often been noticed screaming before sunrise by a mailbox in Mentor.
A space alien from planet Neptune is repeatedly perceived by Mentor Marsh attempting to articulate something.
A gargantuan ewe has allegedly been distinguished on one or two instances looking at the panorama from the apex of Kirtland Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from space can regularly be distinguished sitting at a table in a Mentor home pondering.
The spirit of a shackled up female has from time to time been observed walking through a building in Mentor. According to the people who live here, this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise folks who have the guts
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to disrupt the silence in Mentor.
A gigantic basilisk is every now and then made out at Elk Point at night gazing down into the water.
A woman grasping her head by her arm can every now and then be perceived staring wrathfully at the observer by Chagrin River.
The phantom of a young-looking woman sporting a blood-splattered wedding
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gown has regularly been spotted mounted on a steed along a highway outside Mentor.
A very large gazelle is often perceived marching through a residence near Mentor.
The ghost of a ten feet high huge man has been said to have been noticed on several instances at a public phone in Mentor making a telephone call. Based on what the people who live here assert, this phantom enjoys scaring people who come trying to locate phantoms in Mentor.
A space invader can regularly be made out piling stones beside a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Mentor before dawn.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft can be spotted repeatedly in Cleveland Lakefront State Park outside the park headquarters swallowing blood from a beaker.
The ghost of a female with half her head gone has once in a while been made out in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area at the park headquarters having a tomato. A lot of locals claim this phantom might be a distinguished former time resident of Mentor.
An martian
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traveler from space is from time to time made out staying in an abandoned dwelling in Mentor.
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Ghost Sightings From Mentor
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Ghost Sightings From Mentor
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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