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These are some lies we made up about Mendon.
The ghost of a man gripping a sword may repeatedly be noticed before sunrise floating along Ayre Ditch.
A gigantic opossum may be distinguished repeatedly verbalizing into the night near the entrance to Grand Lake St. Marys State Park.
A Megalosaurus has every so often been spotted sitting in a chair in a residence next to Mendon.
An extremely large panther is now and then distinguished very late at night pursuing a passing Dodge on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Mendon.
The phantom of a female with a word engraved into her back is rumored to have been seen on numerous instances in the rear seat of a VW by the driver witnessing the spirit in her rear view mirror before dawn. Scores of residents declare this spirit is the undead soul of a long gone Mendon local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Mendon
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Ghost Sightings From Mendon
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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