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An martian explorer from outer space was distinguished pulling a cadaver across the ground in Carey Park at night.
A gargantuan dugong showed up playing a piece of music on a harmonica in a Mc Cutchenville home.
An extraterrestrial from space was noticed enjoying the view at Ellis Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A colossal seal came into sight trashing an object mid stream in Browns Run.
A man's body having the head of an animal was noticed in a mirror in a Mc Cutchenville flat; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror. When perceived the spirit came up to the viewer who then ran away. People here who have seen this ghost assert this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who dare to disturb the peace in Mc Cutchenville.
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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