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These are some lies we made up about Marysville.
A gigantic platypus can be seen frequently coming into view in a restroom mirror.
The spirit of an old woman holding a handgun has occasionally been spotted having a seat on the floor in a building in close proximity to Marysville.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is sometimes witnessed concealing a corpse by a big boulder in Airport Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET has allegedly been observed on a few occasions very late at night sprinting after a passing Ford on a shadowy highway outside Marysville.
An alien traveler from space can from time to time be seen hurling stones into the flow at Buck Run at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of an old Indian chief has often been made out in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night. Whichever way, this is an unpleasant phantom that any sensible person wouldn't wish to run into.
A gargantuan
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coati is frequently made out gardening in the garden of a house in Marysville.
A space invader from planet Saturn has supposedly been made out on a few occasions by an old man canoeing in a river close to Marysville.
The spirit of an elderly cleaning lady may be seen repeatedly resting in a beanbag in a home in Marysville.
A black
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bat that shape-shifted into a female has every now and then been spotted reading a newsletter in Buck Creek State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a young-looking lady clad as a maid is once in a while noticed strolling from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Marysville lane.
The ghost of a homeless gentleman has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances going through a fridge in the kitchen of a Marysville trailer at night.
A space invader from outer space can from time to time be seen looking at folks in a Marysville residence through a door crack.
The ghost of a young cowboy was noticed spitting at passing cars next to a shadowy road next to Marysville. The ghost mentioned revenging a killing. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space invader came into sight dispatching a box at a Marysville post office.
An alien voyager from the cosmos emerged guzzling fuel from a pump at a gasoline station
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Ghost Sightings From Marysville
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Ghost Sightings From Marysville
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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