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A huge warthog has frequently been distinguished hunting with a bow and arrow in Johnson Woods on a dark night.
The ghost of a lady with a knife in her neck is regularly distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise examining Rogue Hollow in detail. One of the residents determinedly declares that this ghost enjoys scaring foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Marshallville.
An extremely large rabbit has supposedly been made out on one or two occasions crying beside a streetlamp in Marshallville.
A space man can often be witnessed in Gailey Park at midnight hauling a cadaver through some bushes.
A gigantic rat may be made out frequently by Tamarack Swamp struggling to express something.
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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