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These are some lies we made up about Mark Center.
A gigantic newt is now and then distinguished flinging chunks of concrete into the stream at Crooked Creek around midnight.
A Megalosaurus has been said to have been witnessed on frequent instances covering a cadaver by a big rock in Cecil Community Park at night.
An alien traveler from space may occasionally be distinguished peeping through trailer windows in Mark Center before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury was distinguished watching television in a Mark Center living room very late at night.
The ghost of a plane pilot emerged rummaging around in trash container on a Mark Center avenue. The appearance of the bystander scared the ghost who then vanished. Locals assert that this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Mark Center in the past. In any event, this phantom sure is menacing; one that any normal person would not want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Mark Center
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Ghost Sightings From Mark Center
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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