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These are some lies we made up about Marion.
A massive dugong has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions by an old man hunting in a forest near Marion.
A space alien from the cosmos may now and then be noticed resting on a stool in a trailer in Marion.
The Loch Ness Monster has often been witnessed swallowing apple juice in Garfield Park in the early morning hours.
A giant salamander is known to have been noticed on a few occasions gazing at the water by Ballville Dam very late at night.
A sizeable scary ogre may regularly be perceived reading a pamphlet on the shore of Fremont Reservoir.
An ET has once in a while been noticed clutching a skull mid stream in Grave Creek.
A colossal snake is from time to time perceived shouting by a lamppost in Marion.
A colossal capybara has allegedly been spotted on a handful of instances right by the entrance to Delaware State Park looking.
The phantom of the driver of a train can sometimes be distinguished staggering
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from house to house late at night on a Marion residential road. One thing is for sure, this is an unpleasant phantom that is better not messed with.
A huge ground hog was seen browsing through a closet in the bedroom of a Marion flat in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A very large hyena materialized taking a rest at the kitchen
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counter in a Marion building.
A colossal hog was seen gazing at folks in a Marion trailer through an air vent.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space was seen trying to flag down cars in the middle of a shadowy road right next door to Marion.
A female lacking a head has repeatedly been noticed mailing a parcel at a Marion post office. Folks here who have seen this ghost allege this ghost likes scaring foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Marion.
A gargantuan impala is repeatedly seen conversing into the night as if someone else was present.
A gigantic pony has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions walking a Rottweiler in the early morning hours before sunrise on a dark Marion road.
A space invader from space may frequently be perceived peeping through trailer windows in Marion late at night.
A guy devoid of a head has occasionally been spotted watching movies in a Marion living room at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of
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an extraterrestrial spaceship is every so often spotted on a Marion lane late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Marion
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Ghost Sightings From Marion
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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