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These are some lies we made up about Maria Stein.
A space man is repeatedly spotted in Maria Stein Shrine late at night appearing menacing.
A young girl wearing a bloody dress has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances walking through a Maria Stein neighborhood cemetery. It's been said that this exact spirit could be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Maria Stein long ago.
A lady with a blue face can be observed frequently dragging a body from the freezing water of Bear Creek before dawn.
A colossal bighorn has from time to time been made out hanging out in a vacant villa in Maria Stein.
Socrates is occasionally observed traveling on a low rider on a shadowy highway near Maria Stein.
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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