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These are some lies we made up about Marengo.
An martian explorer from deep space can frequently be spotted dragging a body from the cold water of Bunker Run in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Nicolaus Copernicus can be seen very frequently hovering in the air like a blimp in Marengo.
An ET from Pluto has occasionally been spotted staring at an old man sleeping on a futon in a trailer in Marengo.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior is every now and then perceived trying on shoes in a Marengo house.
An enormous camel is rumored to have been observed on a handful of occasions nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Marengo.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack grasping a big axe has often been noticed in a Marengo highschool after midnight striding the halls. One thing's for guaranteed, this is a horrible ghost that is better not disturbed.
A space alien from deep space is regularly spotted in A.W. Marion State Park quite near the park headquarters facing the watcher.
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Allosaurus has allegedly been observed on numerous instances in a mirror in a Marengo apartment; the phantom was solely perceptible in the mirror.
The terrifying ghost of a conquistador can often be observed searching for a bag beneath a parked Nissan in a Marengo parking lot on a dark night. According to the locals, this ghost loves scaring
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unwise people who are brave enough to upset the calm in Marengo.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship has once in a while been seen in a Marengo area auto part store, staggering the aisles.
A bloodcurdling skeleton is every now and then distinguished destroying a picture late at night by a mailbox in Marengo. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that you would not want to come across late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Marengo
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Ghost Sightings From Marengo
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
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