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An extraterrestrial from the Moon may be made out repeatedly in a secluded spot in the vicinity of Maple Heights.

A huge horse has every so often been distinguished trying to grasp something next to Bridal Veil Falls late at night.

A female with the head of a devil is every so often seen standing by a gloomy highway next to Maple Heights. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost could be a well-known days gone by native of Maple Heights. Any which way, it without a doubt is a chilling ghost that should be kept away from.

Thumbelina has been said to have been noticed on one or two instances mailing a packet at a Maple Heights post office.

A space invader from the cosmos can from time to time be made out in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting along on Chippewa Creek.

A massive kitten was noticed glancing across Chippewa Ford Field in the early morning hours before sunrise.

A giant aardvark became visible
 
    staring at the water by Fairmount Upground Reservoir Dam on a dark night.

The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO was noticed drinking unleaded from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Maple Heights.

A female clutching her head by her arm appeared pulling a body through some bushes in Adams Park late at night. Other people close at hand
  have had matching experiences with the same spirit. Loads of residents assert this ghost is in all probability the struggling ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Maple Heights.

The phantom of a youthful female sporting a bloody prom dress was made out in Harriet Keeler Memorial Woods around midnight hunting with a crossbow. This ghost is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been several additional sightings of this individual ghost. Locals here say that this spirit is the undead soul of a long departed Maple Heights local person. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that is better not interrupted.

A gigantic lovebird has often been witnessed heaving stones into Lake Plata at midnight.

The ghost of an 11 feet tall colossal man is often made out consuming a melon in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area outside the park headquarters. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that you don't want to bump into on a dark night.

A medusa is rumored to have been spotted on a handful
of occasions at the entrance to Cleveland Lakefront State Park smoking a pipe.

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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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