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These are some lies we made up about Mantua.
A gigantic boar can be noticed over and over again ascending out of Mantua Swamp covered in filth at night.
A guy with an axe in his head has from time to time been noticed watching the scenery from the peak of Derthick Hill at the stroke of midnight. One thing's for guaranteed, it undeniably is a scary spirit that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to come across.
The ghost of a delivery man is sometimes noticed smoking a pipe in Auburn State Wildlife Area very late at night.
A large chilling dragon has been said to have been seen on many occasions reading a newsletter in the middle of Black Brook.
The martian pilot of a UFO may sometimes be made out searching for someone at Beartown Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from Mars was witnessed posting a package at a Mantua post office.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos became visible slurping regular from a gas pump at a refueling station in Mantua.
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martian captain of a UFO was made out conversing into the night as if somebody in addition was present.
A gentleman's body with the head of a lizard emerged looking through apartment windows in Mantua before dawn. When the ghost was observed it disappeared into the thin air.
A very large beaver was distinguished going through trash container
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on a Mantua street.
A feminine shape was observed on a Mantua road in the early morning hours. The phantom was gobbled up by the night after being distinguished.
A huge tapir has frequently been observed floating in the air like a blimp in Mantua.
An alien from planet Jupiter is frequently noticed in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area quite near the park headquarters facing the watcher.
A space invader from deep space has supposedly been perceived on numerous instances in Cleveland Lakefront State Park outside the ranger station shouting at the viewer to beat it.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a sword may be perceived frequently staring at an old woman snoozing on a couch in a flat in Mantua.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her nostrils has now and then been spotted trying on a hat in a Mantua house. If you listen to what the people who live here declare, this ghost enjoys frightening folks who are bold enough to interrupt the tranquility in Mantua. Anyway, this ghost sure is creepy; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Mantua
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Ghost Sightings From Mantua
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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