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These are some lies we made up about Mansfield.
Alexander the Great has been distinguished on one or two instances mounding pebbles by a lamppost in Mansfield.
An alien voyager from another solar system can often be perceived in Airport Park in the early morning hours trashing a hat.
A massive lynx can be seen repeatedly staggering from trailer to trailer very late at night on a Mansfield residential street.
A space man from outer space has once in a while been witnessed consuming a burger by Friends Creek.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is from time to time observed smoking a pipe at Clearfork Reservoir Dam before dawn. No matter what, it's undeniably a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
Bigfoot has been said to have been seen on one or two occasions fly fishing from the shore of Clear Fork Reservoir on a dark night.
The ghost of a guy in an armed forces outfit can from time to time be made out going through a refrigerator
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in the kitchen of a Mansfield home late at night.
A huge mole was observed taking a rest at the dining table in a Mansfield flat.
A large creepy beast appeared staring at people in a Mansfield flat through a door crack.
A giant goat emerged in a deserted area right next door to Mansfield.
Issac Newton was seen hitch-hiking
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in the middle of a shadowy road close to Mansfield.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object was noticed in Delaware State Park by the ranger station trying to grip something.
A gigantic ground hog has regularly been noticed in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area right by the ranger station reasoning.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos is often witnessed posting a container at a Mansfield post office.
A gargantuan chamois has been distinguished on a small number of instances speaking into the night as if someone besides was present.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a human inside may often be seen peeking through residence windows in Mansfield before dawn. A local argues that this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead Mansfield local person.
The ghost of a woman with a bag strapped around her head may be observed very frequently watching television in a Mansfield living room late in the night. One of the locals determinedly declares that this phantom is
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the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Mansfield some decades ago. Whatever folks verbalize, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Mansfield
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Ghost Sightings From Mansfield
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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