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These are some lies we made up about Macedonia.
An armor from the middle ages devoid of a human inside has sometimes been witnessed in Adams Park before sunrise reading a pamphlet. Locals here who have perceived this phantom allege this phantom might be a well-known old days local of Macedonia. No matter what people say, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to meet.
A half transparent guy clad as the skipper of a oil tanker is occasionally witnessed rummaging around in the closet in the bedroom of a Macedonia residence late in the night. People claim that this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Macedonia.
A large terrifying phantom is known to have been spotted on a handful of instances by Boston Ledges gripping a human cranium. One of the local residents strongly declares that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Macedonia local resident.
A space invader from Mars can sometimes be witnessed
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in the early morning hours before sunrise creeping out of Pine Swamp covered in filth.
The ghost of a young gentleman having on a confederate uniform has frequently been noticed having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Macedonia building. Any which way, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A centaur is regularly
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perceived looking at folks in a Macedonia home through a keyhole.
A space alien from another planet can regularly be made out by Boston Lock on a dark night gazing at the water.
A gargantuan mare may be made out frequently shuffling orbs around on the water's edge of Camp Butler Lake.
A sizeable scary beast has from time to time been distinguished hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Boston Run at midnight.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO has been made out on many instances in a deserted place in the neighborhood of Macedonia.
A gargantuan mustang may every so often be witnessed staring furiously at the observer beside Blue Hen Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive gopher was witnessed at midnight staring across Chippewa Ford Field.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space was seen sending a packet at a Macedonia post office.
A space alien from Saturn became visible piling pebbles outside the entrance to Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area.
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ghost of a bound up guy was observed articulating into the thin air as if somebody else was near. The appearance of the witness scared the ghost who then vanished.
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Ghost Sightings From Macedonia
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Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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