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These are some lies we made up about London.
A big terrifying monster was seen in a phone booth in London talking on the phone.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship materialized trying to find a glove by the side of a wild highway near London at the stroke of midnight.
A gentleman with an axe in his head was made out hiding a cadaver by a large boulder in Cowling Park late in the night. When the onlooker appeared the ghost escaped.
A space alien from Jupiter appeared flying across Rupert Post Office before sunrise.
A man's body having the head of a raccoon was seen standing by a desolate highway close to London. The arrival of the observer terrified the ghost who then disappeared. A local resident claims that this ghost enjoys scaring folks who are brave enough to disrupt the serenity in London.
An ET from the cosmos was perceived by Lake Choctaw Dam at the stroke of midnight gazing at the water.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a sword is repeatedly witnessed
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holding a human headbone in a plastic boat on Lake Choctaw.
The martian mechanic of a UFO has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions dragging a corpse from the cold water of Georges Fork late in the night.
An enormous gila monster can repeatedly be noticed in a trailer in London.
An alien vacationer from another
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part of the galaxy may be witnessed repeatedly in a London house.
An ET from planet Jupiter has occasionally been seen pacing by a desolate road near London.
The ghost of a female having names engraved into her hand is every so often perceived seated on a sofa in a flat near London.
A female with maggots crawling out of her mouth has allegedly been perceived on many occasions in the rear seat of a car by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror after midnight. Regardless of what folks exclaim, this phantom undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you don't want to encounter before dawn.
The spirit of a chained up female has repeatedly been distinguished quite near the entrance to A.W. Marion State Park crying out names.
A woman gripping her head beside her arm is frequently seen picking flowers in the side garden of a flat in London.
The phantom of a man with half his head missing has been said to have been distinguished on frequent occasions by a person hunting in a forest near London.
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The ghost of a youthful lady wearing a blood-splattered prom dress may frequently be made out sitting in an armchair in a trailer in London.
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Ghost Sightings From London
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Ghost Sightings From London
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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