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These are some lies we made up about Lewisburg.
A wandering phantom has often been spotted at midnight hurrying after a passing car on a dark highway in the neighborhood of Lewisburg. Based on what the people who live here argue, this ghost might be a distinguished old days resident of Lewisburg.
An extraterrestrial from Venus is repeatedly seen in Coffman Run pondering.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been noticed on frequent occasions in the backseat of a pickup by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror late in the night.
The spirit of a jetliner pilot can regularly be perceived by an old woman fishing by a lake close to Lewisburg. Scores of folks who live here claim this phantom is probably the undeceased phantom of a local who used to have a home here in Lewisburg. In any event, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack grasping a sizeable axe has every now and then been perceived
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sitting on a sofa in a residence in Lewisburg. Local people who have noticed this ghost allege this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long dead Lewisburg local resident.
An alien is now and then made out staring crossly at the viewer beneath a streetlamp in Lewisburg.
The chilling ghost of a Gaul may from time to time be spotted in Whitewater
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Memorial State Park outside the ranger station going berserk.
An alien tourist from another planet was made out staggering from trailer to trailer after midnight on a Lewisburg road.
A space man from Mars came into view sitting at a coffee table in a Lewisburg residence.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was made out gazing at people in a Lewisburg flat through a keyhole.
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Ghost Sightings From Lewisburg
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Ghost Sightings From Lewisburg
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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