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The phantom of an 11 feet massive man has been said to have been spotted on numerous instances watching TV in a La Rue living room in the early morning hours before sunrise. It has been declared that this individual ghost is that of a person who resided here in La Rue many years ago.
The ghost of a lady having half her head not there may sometimes be witnessed screaming at the bystander to beat it in the center of Ash Run.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was perceived in Big Island Wildlife Area on a dark night tossing stones.
An ET from Pluto came into sight at Big Island Wildlife Area Dam after midnight taking in the view.
A female with a sword in her head was spotted obliterating a bag down beside the water at Big Island Wildlife Area Reservoir. When the observer came into sight the ghost ran away.
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Ghost Sightings From La Rue
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Ghost Sightings From La Rue
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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