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These are some lies we made up about Lakewood.
A gigantic polar bear can once in a while be seen at Eddys Boat Harbor after midnight trying to find an object.
Genghis Khan was observed at a public phone in Lakewood making a telephone call.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another solar system became visible down at Clifton Beach in the early morning hours before sunrise taking a swim.
The ghost of an 11 feet huge person was spotted striding through a Lakewood vicinity churchyard. Many sightings of this ghost have been reported.
The phantom of a woman with half her head missing was noticed by Irishtown Bend reading a newsletter. Numerous people close by have had similar experiences with the same phantom. Regardless of what, it's a chilling ghost that should be steered clear of.
A gigantic dromedary was distinguished hovering across West Basin before dawn.
A form with a skeleton face dressed in murky robes has regularly been made out at Abram Creek in the early morning
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hours chucking pebbles into the stream. It has been claimed that this exact spirit may be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Lakewood some decades ago.
A female having a spear in her head is often made out covering a body by a sizeable rock in Archwood Avenue Historic District on a dark night.
A Chupacabra may regularly
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be made out staying in a forsaken mansion in Lakewood.
A space man from the cosmos has from time to time been seen being carried by a low rider on a dark highway next to Lakewood.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship is every so often noticed pushing orbs about near Cleveland Lakefront State Park.
A drifting phantom is rumored to have been witnessed on many instances in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area near the ranger station looking bloodcurdling. If you listen to what the locals argue, this phantom is probably the undeceased phantom of a local who used to have a home here in Lakewood.
A giant bear can from time to time be witnessed in a flat in Lakewood.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos is often made out marching down a desolate road outside Lakewood.
The ghost of a young Indian fighter has purportedly been spotted on numerous occasions having a seat in a chair in a trailer near Lakewood.
A space invader from planet Saturn can be noticed often at the stroke
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of midnight hurrying after a passing vehicle on a gloomy highway next to Lakewood.
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Ghost Sightings From Lakewood
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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