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The ghost of a man clutching a sword is frequently perceived mounted on a Harley on a dark road in the vicinity of Kunkle.
The Gingerbread Man has been said to have been noticed on a few occasions in a residence in Kunkle.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her nostrils may be seen repeatedly in a Kunkle mobile home. Many local residents declare this phantom may very well be a renowned old days local of Kunkle.
An alien from Mars has from time to time been seen in Beaver Creek Wildlife Area at the stroke of midnight pulling a body across the ground.
An ET from deep space is every now and then observed becoming visible in a restroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Kunkle
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Ghost Sightings From Kunkle
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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