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These are some lies we made up about Kirkersville.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space is every now and then perceived going out of control by Bloody Run Swamp.
An alien from deep space has purportedly been observed on frequent instances enjoying the vista at Christian Center Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire may once in a while be observed by Bell Run scooping out a gap.
A glow-in-the-dark human body was distinguished staring at a lady snoozing on a couch in a residence in Kirkersville. The arrival of the eye witness frightened the ghost who then faded away.
An ET came into view in Alt Park late in the night hiding a body by a sizeable rock.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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