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The alien captain of an unidentified flying object may be witnessed very frequently at Firelands Boy Scout Lake Dam at midnight guzzling blood from a jar.
Nicolaus Copernicus is every so often witnessed in Firelands Community Park at night gobbling a cookie.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars is known to have been made out on a handful of instances walking beside a murky road near Kipton.
The ghost of a civil war combatant can occasionally be seen dispatching a postcard at a Kipton post office.
The ghost of an appallingly charred female was distinguished talking into the air as if someone besides was near. There are additional testimonies with reference to this phantom in the vicinity. Regardless of what, it's undoubtedly a frightening ghost that should be kept away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Kipton
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Ghost Sightings From Kipton
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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