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A space alien has every so often been noticed at Bishard Pond Dam late at night holding a human cranium.
A gargantuan reptile is once in a while observed on the apex of Timmons Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise studying the landscape.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been made out on a few occasions in the center of Birds Run struggling to express something.
The ghost of a grower having on a hat can from time to time be seen trying to touch something by Nugent Bottom.
A space alien from Jupiter has regularly been perceived in Cy Young Memorial Park at the stroke of midnight hiding a body by a large boulder.
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Ghost Sightings From Kimbolton
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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