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These are some lies we made up about Kilbourne.
An alien has frequently been witnessed at Bald Lick in the early morning hours hurling stones into the water.
The terrifying ghost of a Hun is regularly noticed on a Kilbourne residential street very late at night. If you listen to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost enjoys terrifying foolhardy folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the tranquility in Kilbourne. Nonetheless, this is a bad ghost that should be left alone.
A menacing skeleton is rumored to have been noticed on one or two instances hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Kilbourne.
Julius Ceasar can be distinguished very frequently staring at the water by Gleasonkamp Pond Dam in the early morning hours.
A gigantic parakeet has now and then been perceived in Columbus City Park very late at night hauling a body through some bushes.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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