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These are some lies we made up about Kent.
A space alien from planet Mercury is frequently made out taking a rest on a bench in a building in Kent.
A space alien from the cosmos has allegedly been made out on many instances on the apex of Nash Hill after midnight watching the surroundings.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be noticed frequently drifting down on Breakneck Creek at night.
An ET from planet Jupiter has every now and then been noticed reflecting in a plastic boat on East Lake.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is every so often distinguished moving orbs around next to a streetlamp in Kent.
A gigantic hare has been said to have been spotted on a few instances taking in the panorama at Gressard Lake Dam around midnight.
An Anchisaurus was witnessed in Diamond Park late at night appearing creepy.
An extremely large platypus emerged strolling from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours on a Kent road.
A space alien
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was distinguished searching through a closet in the bedroom of a Kent trailer after midnight.
The Ugly Duckling showed up resting at the dining table in a Kent flat.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy was distinguished in a wild area outside Kent.
A huge koala was observed hovering beside a murky highway in the
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neighborhood of Kent.
Galileo has often been spotted dispatching a parcel at a Kent post office.
The ghost of a man having on a sheriff outfit is repeatedly seen munching on a fish in Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area at the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has purportedly been seen on many instances smoking a cigar in Cleveland Lakefront State Park right by the ranger station.
A space alien may frequently be witnessed speaking into the thin air as if somebody besides was near.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may be perceived repeatedly walking a Terrier in the early morning hours before sunrise on a murky Kent street. Some people say this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a person who used to reside here in Kent. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be left alone.
An martian traveler from space has every so often been observed watching shows in a Kent living room very late at night.
A colossal
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lemur is once in a while made out browsing through trash cans on a Kent street.
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Ghost Sightings From Kent
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Ghost Sightings From Kent
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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