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These are some lies we made up about Jewett.
Archimedes has allegedly been seen on a few instances camping in Harrison County State Forest late in the night.
The spirit of a young girl may every now and then be made out before dawn visiting General Custer Monument.
The ghost of a woman with half her head missing was distinguished gazing at the water by Crawford Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight. The spirit didn't care that there was someone other in attendance. One thing's for sure, this is a nasty phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
A huge dromedary appeared strolling through a house in Jewett.
A huge elephant was made out in Elk Fork looking for a bag.
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Ghost Sightings From Jewett
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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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