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The armor of a medieval knight without a person inside was made out sitting at the kitchen counter in a Jeffersonville house trashing a shoe. This ghost is incredibly active in this area; there have been one or two other reports of this particular ghost.
A space alien from another planet became visible up on the highest spot of Dumpling Hill trying to locate a bag.
A colossal marten was witnessed traveling on a pony along a highway in the vicinity of Jeffersonville.
A giant ermine came into sight pacing through a residence near Jeffersonville.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed heaving pebbles into the flowing water at Maple Grove Creek before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Jeffersonville
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Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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