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These are some lies we made up about Jacksonville.
A gentleman's body with the head of a pig is rumored to have been distinguished on several instances staring at folks in a Jacksonville mobile home through an air vent.
A womanly body can frequently be observed hitch-hiking by the side of a dark road outside Jacksonville. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space man from another solar system can be witnessed often up on Mount Nebo sobbing.
A big creepy giant has every so often been observed at Modoc Reservoir Dam very late at night looking.
A huge musk-ox is once in a while observed down at the water's edge at Burr Oak Reservoir struggling to verbalize something.
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Ghost Sightings From Jacksonville
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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