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These are some lies we made up about Jackson.
A massive okapi is often perceived staggering from building to building after midnight on a Jackson residential street.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy is known to have been noticed on many occasions going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Jackson building at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from another world can be spotted time and again resting at a coffee table in a Jackson trailer.
The alien navigator of a UFO has occasionally been spotted in Eddie Jones Park after midnight piling chunks of concrete.
A space alien from planet Jupiter is now and then made out glugging down blood from a beaker in the middle of Buckeye Creek.
Julius Ceasar has purportedly been spotted on a handful of occasions scrutinizing Eisnaugle Hollow in detail before dawn.
An extremely large otter has regularly been witnessed at Di-Or Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight dining on a piece of bread.
The ghost of a man clothed
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as a gardener is repeatedly witnessed guzzling apple juice down at the water's edge at Di-Or Pond.
A lady with a partly see-through body has been made out on a small number of instances smoking a cigar by Baker Swamp. Regardless of what people verbalize, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a security
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guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may frequently be distinguished staring at folks in a Jackson building through an air vent.
The ghost of an old man with a large gray mustache can be spotted very often in a secluded place close to Jackson.
A dinosaur has occasionally been witnessed sniveling in Greenbo Lake State Park at the park headquarters.
A gargantuan panda is every so often perceived trying to get cars to stop alongside a gloomy highway near Jackson.
The Gingerbread Man has allegedly been distinguished on numerous instances sending a parcel at a Jackson post office.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head can now and then be witnessed sipping gas from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Jackson. Anyhow, it unquestionably is a scary ghost that should be shunned.
An alien from another world was noticed discussing into the air as if somebody besides was present.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag fastened around her head showed up walking a Cocker Spaniel around midnight
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on a shadowy Jackson residential street. This precise phantom has been witnessed time and again in this spot. A number of of those who live here say this ghost likes scaring folks who come trying to find ghosts in Jackson.
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Ghost Sightings From Jackson
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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