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These are some lies we made up about Independence.
Leonardo da Vinci became visible standing along a gloomy road near Independence.
A huge alpaca was made out chucking pebbles into the water at Big Creek at midnight.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship was seen glugging down water from Mill Creek Falls in the early morning hours.
A Yeti has frequently been made out in Harriet Keeler Memorial Woods at midnight chopping down a tall tree.
The ghost of a young-looking guy having on a confederate uniform is regularly observed right by the entrance to Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area crying out names of people.
A space alien from planet Venus has purportedly been made out on frequent instances in Archwood Avenue Historic District late at night covering a dead body by a sizeable rock.
The ghost of a street bum may regularly be seen posting an envelope at an Independence post office.
The ghost of an old witch can be witnessed time and again gazing
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over Chippewa Ford Field at the stroke of midnight. According to the people who live here, this ghost may very well be a distinguished days gone by resident of Independence.
A lady's body with a lizard's head has once in a while been noticed gulping regular from a fuel pump at a gas station in Independence.
A very large mandrill is sometimes
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distinguished walking a dog in the early morning hours on a shady Independence street.
A space invader from outer space is known to have been spotted on numerous occasions by Echo Hills Lake Number One Dam at night looking at the water.
A sizeable chilling dragon may every now and then be spotted burning a shoe in Cleveland Lakefront State Park by the park headquarters.
A gigantic gopher has often been made out peeping through trailer windows in Independence before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been noticed on a small number of occasions watching cable in an Independence living room in the early morning hours.
An ET from planet Neptune may frequently be spotted rummaging around in garbage container on an Independence road.
A space alien from the cosmos can be observed over and over again on an Independence street in the early morning hours.
An alien is once in a while spotted staring at a guy sleeping on a couch in a home in Independence.
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Sebastian Bach is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances in a restaurant in the Independence neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Independence
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Ghost Sightings From Independence
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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