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These are some lies we made up about Hilliard.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space was distinguished staring through residence windows in Hilliard in the early morning hours.
An alien from planet Pluto materialized dragging a dead body from the freezing water of Hayden Run late at night.
An enormous argali was perceived howling at the onlooker to stay away down next to the water at Griggs Reservoir.
A large terrifying monster was spotted watching movies in a Hilliard living room before sunrise.
A gentleman having a knife in his head was witnessed carving a crater in Avery Park at the stroke of midnight. This ghost is fantastically active in this vicinity; there have been numerous additional accounts of this exact ghost.
A guy's body with the head of a dog has regularly been witnessed on a Hilliard road late in the night. People declare that this ghost is possibly the undeparted ghost of a person who used to live here in Hilliard.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping
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a sword is regularly perceived gazing at the water by Brookside Country Club Lake Dam around midnight. One of the people who live here decisively declares that this phantom is the undeparted soul of a long dead Hilliard local.
An enormous gopher has allegedly been witnessed on many instances hovering across Kileville Post Office on a dark night.
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gargantuan newt may regularly be spotted staring at a person snoozing on a mattress in a trailer in Hilliard.
The ghost of a lady having the sign of the devil etched into her back can be made out repeatedly trying on socks in a Hilliard residence.
The phantom of a woman with a knife in her head has occasionally been seen creeping out from a storm drain on a Hilliard residential road around midnight.
An alien from another solar system is occasionally distinguished in A.W. Marion State Park quite near the park headquarters reading a newspaper.
The spirit of a strapped up female is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of occasions playing a melody on a harmonica in a Hilliard apartment.
A Centrosaurus may from time to time be seen in a mirror in a Hilliard mobile home; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
An alien has frequently been noticed in an apartment in close proximity to Hilliard.
A gigantic panda is repeatedly perceived searching for a book next to a parked vehicle
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in a Hilliard parking lot late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Hilliard
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Ghost Sightings From Hilliard
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
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