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These are some lies we made up about Harrison.
The ghost of a civil war fighter became visible at a public phone in Harrison making a phone call. When the ghost was perceived it disappeared into the night.
A gargantuan addax was noticed in Miami Whitewater Forest at midnight hunting with a bow and arrow.
Count Dracula emerged devouring a carrot down a secluded road near Harrison on a dark night.
A space man from planet Saturn was witnessed spending time in a neglected farmhouse in Harrison.
An enormous mare was observed articulating into the night down beside the water at Long Island Beach.
The spirit of a badly scorched lady is repeatedly made out pulling a body from the ice cold water of Cooper Run before dawn. One of the folks who live here definitely argues that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Harrison some decades ago.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been made out on a few occasions by Camp Ross
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Trails Lake Dam after midnight gazing at the water.
A space man can be seen often in a wooden boat on Camp Ross Trails Lake looking.
The phantom of an engine driver has every so often been made out up on the peak of Liebrook Hill trying to grab something. Regardless of what people express, this is an unpleasant ghost that is preferably
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not messed with.
An martian traveler from another planet is every now and then seen in Camp Saint Joseph in the early morning hours hauling a corpse over rocks.
A big menacing dragon has been said to have been seen on one or two occasions standing by a wild highway next to Harrison.
An enormous gila monster may from time to time be perceived riding on a moped on a shady highway close to Harrison.
The ghost of an appallingly mangled hunter dragging a dead cougar has repeatedly been made out in a trailer in Harrison. Some people allege this ghost is that of a person who had a house here in Harrison in the past. Nevertheless, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that you would not want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Julius Ceasar is regularly observed striding by the side of a desolate road in the vicinity of Harrison.
An alien from planet Pluto may often be witnessed resting in an armchair in a residence right next door to Harrison.
An alien from another galaxy can be distinguished
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very frequently in Versailles State Park right by the park headquarters piling bricks.
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Ghost Sightings From Harrison
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Ghost Sightings From Harrison
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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