|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Hamilton.
A very large puma was observed in a wild neighborhood right next door to Hamilton.
The ghost of a youthful woman wearing a blood-covered wedding dress was seen next to a terrifying lofty tree in Rentschler Forest Preserve staring wrathfully at the watcher. The bystander freaked out and ran off.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object was spotted before sunrise fluttering over Hickory Flats.
Marco Polo has often been perceived hollowing out a crack by Fort Hamilton Monument.
A headless lady is regularly distinguished standing next to a dark road close to Hamilton. One of the folks who live here steadfastly says that this phantom is that of a person who had a home here in Hamilton before the present.
The ghost of an 8 feet high colossal man has purportedly been made out on several occasions sending a box at a Hamilton post office.
A space alien from Jupiter can regularly be perceived trying to find a shoe in the
| |
|
middle of Coldwater Creek.
The ghost of a teen girl can be perceived repeatedly looking at the water by Tanglewood Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. A number of people assert this ghost enjoys terrifying folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the quiet in Hamilton.
A space man from deep space has every now and
| |
| |
then been witnessed guzzling motor oil in Americana Amusement Park at night.
A huge lemur is sometimes spotted smoking a pipe on the water's edge of Lesourdsville Lake.
The spirit of a female having half her head missing may once in a while be perceived swallowing gasoline from a gas pump at a fueling station in Hamilton. Whichever way, it unquestionably is a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across before sunrise.
A shape with a skeleton face sporting dark robes has often been made out discussing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was near. In any case, this phantom unquestionably is terrifying; one that any wise person wouldn't wish to meet.
A gigantic marten is frequently witnessed walking a Sheepdog before dawn on a shady Hamilton residential street.
A giant ermine is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances staring through building windows in Hamilton in the early morning hours.
A drifting phantom can be noticed over and over again watching shows in a Hamilton living room
|
|
in the early morning hours before sunrise.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Hamilton
Submit a lie about Hamilton, Ohio:
Other untruthful towns near Hamilton, Ohio:
Fairfield, Ohio, 5 miles away
Seven Mile, Ohio, 5 miles away
Trenton, Ohio, 5 miles away
West Chester, Ohio, 8 miles away
Middletown, Ohio, 10 miles away
Monroe, Ohio, 10 miles away
West Elkton, Ohio, 10 miles away
Somerville, Ohio, 12 miles away
Gratis, Ohio, 13 miles away
Mason, Ohio, 14 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Ohio
|
Ghost Sightings From Hamilton
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
MORE JOKES
|
