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These are some lies we made up about Greenville.
A huge squirrel is repeatedly made out searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Greenville flat before dawn.
The ghost of a shackled up guy has allegedly been made out on several occasions pulling a body across the dirt in Annie Oakley Park very late at night. Loads of residents claim this ghost could be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Greenville some decades ago.
The spirit of a young-looking lady soaked in blood may regularly be spotted down by the water at Tecumsehs Point shouting at the viewer to beat it.
The phantom of an elderly witch has every so often been distinguished seated at a table in a Greenville flat.
A woman's body with a horse's head is from time to time observed in the middle of Boyd Creek heaving bricks. People here who have perceived this ghost argue this ghost may be a recognized former time dweller of Greenville.
A partly decomposed human corpse has allegedly been seen on
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a handful of instances watching the landscape from the apex of Hills Of Judea in the early morning hours.
A space alien from planet Pluto was made out in a secluded location close to Greenville.
The ghost of a planter wearing a straw hat materialized waving to cars down a shady highway near Greenville. The arrival of the witness alarmed
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the ghost who then vanished. No matter what, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to meet.
Aristotle was distinguished posting a packet at a Greenville post office.
The spirit of a youthful air force pilot came into sight in Whitewater Memorial State Park by the park headquarters consuming a cookie. The ghost mumbled about revenging an assassination. One thing's for guaranteed, this phantom unquestionably is creepy; one that should be left alone.
A gargantuan vicuna was perceived verbalizing into the air as if someone else was there.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-splattered prom dress has frequently been perceived looking through house windows in Greenville at night. Well, it's a terrifying ghost that is better not disrupted.
An Icthyosaurus is regularly spotted watching television in a Greenville living room at night.
A man with a machete in his head has supposedly been perceived on several instances browsing through garbage cans on a Greenville residential road.
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People here say that this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long departed Greenville local.
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Ghost Sightings From Greenville
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Ghost Sightings From Greenville
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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