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These are some lies we made up about Gratis.
An ET from planet Venus has every so often been noticed sniveling by Aukerman Creek.
A gargantuan fish is once in a while seen staring at Paradise Lakes-North Lake Dam around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has been spotted on one or two occasions trying to state something up on the summit of Cedar Mound.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object may every now and then be distinguished twinkling a flash light in Rush Run Wildlife Area after midnight.
A big menacing ogre has often been noticed strolling from home to home in the early morning hours before sunrise on a Gratis lane.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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