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These are some lies we made up about Gomer.
A space invader from another planet has purportedly been witnessed on one or two occasions throwing boulders into the current at Dug Run around midnight.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out at a public phone in Gomer using the telephone.
A female with her left arm and right leg cut off materialized striding through a Gomer vicinity cemetery. When the viewer showed up the phantom ran off. Well, it's a terrifying ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A space alien from Saturn was observed in Baxter Park before dawn pointing at the onlooker.
A gargantuan cat came into sight gazing crossly at the witness in the middle of a desolate highway close to Gomer at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Gomer
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Ghost Sightings From Gomer
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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