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These are some lies we made up about Germantown.
An ET from another solar system has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions in Barker Field at midnight pulling a body across the dirt.
An Allosaurus may now and then be distinguished at Black Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight smoking a pipe.
A colossal hog has regularly been perceived down beside the water's edge at Middletown Reservoir reading a tabloid.
The ghost of a gentleman having on a sheriff outfit is repeatedly perceived on the summit of Cedar Mound late in the night looking at the view.
The spirit of an old man with a big white beard has supposedly been seen on frequent occasions howling by the side of a secluded highway outside Germantown before dawn.
The alien technician of a UFO can often be witnessed standing by a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Germantown.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head can be seen very frequently flashing a light in the middle of Bear Creek. Anyway, this is a nasty
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ghost that is better not interrupted.
A space alien from Venus has every now and then been made out in an apartment in Germantown.
A gigantic zebra is every now and then observed in a Germantown mobile home.
The phantom of a female with a bag bound around her head is known to have been seen on frequent occasions staggering in the
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middle of a secluded road in close proximity to Germantown.
An ET from space may from time to time be noticed seated in a chair in a home in the vicinity of Germantown.
A partially transparent man dressed as the skipper of a fishing boat was witnessed going wild quite near Whitewater Memorial State Park. When the bystander materialized the ghost ran off. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that you would not want to encounter around midnight.
The Gingerbread Man materialized very late at night running after a passing Pontiac on a gloomy road in close proximity to Germantown.
An enormous puma was distinguished in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
Henry VIII was seen by a lady hiking along a trail near Germantown.
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Ghost Sightings From Germantown
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Ghost Sightings From Germantown
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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