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These are some lies we made up about Gates Mills.
A young-looking girl dressed in a bloody dress has frequently been witnessed gathering firewood in A B Williams Memorial Woods before sunrise. It has been alleged that this specific ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Gates Mills.
A space invader from Saturn is often witnessed standing by a deserted highway near Gates Mills.
A large creepy dragon has allegedly been seen on a few instances burying a dead body by a sizeable rock in Brainard Park on a dark night.
A lady with a bottle-green face can often be made out in a trailer in Gates Mills. In any event, this ghost indisputably is menacing; one that should be shunned.
A gentleman having a knife in his head may be observed often glancing over Jackson Field at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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