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These are some lies we made up about Gambier.
An ET is repeatedly observed in Arbutus Glen at night reasoning.
The ghost of a guy having on an army uniform is known to have been observed on several instances around midnight floating by on Barney Run. Several of the folks who live here assert this ghost enjoys frightening foolish people who are brave enough to interrupt the peace in Gambier. In any event, this phantom unquestionably is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The alien crew member of a UFO may frequently be noticed calling out people's names in Baars Tennis Courts in the early morning hours.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head may be made out over and over again hanging out in a derelict house in Gambier.
A knight's armor devoid of a person inside has every so often been observed by Apple Valley Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing at the water.
A giant buffalo is every so often noticed standing by a desolate road in close proximity to Gambier.
A massive turtle has been observed on numerous instances being carried by a scooter on a murky highway next to Gambier.
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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