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These are some lies we made up about Galena.
The ghost of a gold-miner is every now and then spotted in a Galena area store, staggering the aisles.
A space invader from planet Neptune has been noticed on frequent instances taking a rest at the dining table in a Galena mobile home munching on a steak.
A lady with a fairly transparent body can once in a while be observed being carried by a pony next to a highway in the vicinity of Galena.
The phantom of a gentleman having on a police force outfit was spotted smoking a cigar at Alum Creek Lake Dam before sunrise. Panic stricken by the viewers the ghost made its way into the darkness.
A space man from another solar system emerged articulating into the night on the water's edge of Alum Creek Lake.
An extremely large gemsbok was spotted pulling a corpse through some bushes in Alum Creek Park North at night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft became visible in the center of Big Run sobbing.
A space invader
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from planet Saturn was seen wandering through a flat close to Galena.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was observed strolling through a Galena area cemetery. When spotted the ghost came up to the observer who then fled. One of the people who live here determinedly argues that this ghost is that of a resident who
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existed here in Galena before the present.
A space invader from another world has frequently been perceived attempting to capture something in A.W. Marion State Park at the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Galena
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Ghost Sightings From Galena
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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