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These are some lies we made up about Fulton.
A giant musk deer may repeatedly be observed trying to locate a book next to a parked Chevy in a Fulton parking lot at midnight.
An martian explorer from space has every now and then been witnessed at Mount Gilead Lower Lake Dam in the early morning hours smoking a cigar.
A gigantic canary has been spotted on several occasions in Mount Gilead State Park at the stroke of midnight hauling a dead body across the dirt.
An alien from planet Jupiter has repeatedly been spotted in a Fulton area hardware store, strolling the aisles.
The spirit of an elderly sorceress is frequently witnessed flinging pieces of wood into the flow at Big Run very late at night. Whatever folks exclaim, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that should be avoided.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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