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These are some lies we made up about Fort Recovery.
An Icthyosaurus has regularly been seen in Monument Park on a dark night shouting at the observer to go away.
The ghost of an old Indian chief has allegedly been noticed on one or two instances by Jutte Run tossing boulders. Scores of local residents argue this phantom is the undeparted soul of a long dead Fort Recovery person who lived here. In any case, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling spirit that you wouldn't want to encounter before dawn.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady may repeatedly be witnessed at Upper Wabash Number Three Pond Dam late at night scraping out an outlet.
A black bat that shifted shape into a female can be seen time and again in a building in Fort Recovery. Regardless of what, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An enormous iguana is occasionally seen pacing by a desolate highway right next door to Fort Recovery.
An extremely large polar bear is rumored
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to have been noticed on a handful of occasions emerging in a washroom mirror.
An enormous ram can every now and then be distinguished taking a rest on a couch in a flat near Fort Recovery.
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Recovery
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Ghost Sightings From Fort Recovery
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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