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These are some lies we made up about Flat Rock.
An ET can be made out very often calling names of people in Ellis Park on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has once in a while been noticed marching through a flat close to Flat Rock.
A huge guinea pig is now and then witnessed marching through a Flat Rock vicinity churchyard.
A drifting ghost is known to have been noticed on many occasions going berserk by a wild road near Flat Rock at night. Anyhow, this is an antagonistic phantom that is rather not disrupted.
Ferdinand Magellan may every so often be seen taking pleasure in the landscape at Bellevue Reservoir Number Five Dam late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Flat Rock
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Ghost Sightings From Flat Rock
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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