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These are some lies we made up about Farmersville.
An alien from another solar system was noticed on the top of Cedar Mound on a dark night surveying the surroundings.
The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft emerged at Germantown Dam in the early morning hours enjoying the landscape.
An martian tourist from space was distinguished staggering through a trailer in Farmersville.
A creepy beast was spotted burying a body by a big boulder in Barker Field very late at night. This is one of those spirits that is witnessed often around here.
The ghost of a coal-miner was witnessed riding on a camel in the middle of a highway outside Farmersville. The phantom was unconcerned that there was somebody other near. According to what the residents argue, this ghost likes frightening unwise folks who come looking for ghosts in Farmersville.
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Ghost Sightings From Farmersville
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Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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