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These are some lies we made up about Fairfield.
A gargantuan chamois was noticed looking at the view at Tanglewood Lake Dam at midnight.
The phantom of a jet pilot appeared at the stroke of midnight looking at Fort Hamilton Monument. The spirit didn't seem to be anxious by the observers. One thing is for guaranteed, it certainly is a creepy phantom that should be avoided.
An alien tourist from another solar system was distinguished in Beeler Park late in the night flinging boulders.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was spotted floating down on Banklick Creek around midnight.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Hun has regularly been perceived trying on a hat in a Fairfield apartment.
A space invader from deep space is frequently observed climbing out from a manhole on a Fairfield lane at midnight.
A frightening skeleton has been distinguished on numerous occasions poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Fairfield.
A glow-in-the-dark human person may repeatedly be perceived
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in a Fairfield highschool around midnight walking the halls. Based on what the local residents argue, this phantom may be the soul of a local resident who died here in Fairfield in the past.
A gargantuan cougar has every so often been spotted staring across Hickory Flats after midnight.
The phantom of a pregnant lady is occasionally seen
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looking at the view from the summit of Heitsmanns Hill at night. Loads of local residents claim this ghost may well be a recognized former time resident of Fairfield.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances at the water's edge at Springdale Lake holding a human headbone.
A colossal polar bear has repeatedly been perceived in Rentschler Forest Preserve in the early morning hours before sunrise axing down a lofty tree.
The ghost of a young man having on a leather jacket is often spotted in a mirror in a Fairfield mobile home; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror. Nonetheless, this spirit undoubtedly is frightening; one that is preferably not messed with.
Galileo has allegedly been spotted on a handful of instances in a mobile home outside Fairfield.
A decapitated guy may frequently be noticed in a Fairfield area clothing store, walking the aisles. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter very late at night.
A space man has from time
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to time been distinguished rearranging orbs around in the early morning hours by a mailbox in Fairfield.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfield
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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