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These are some lies we made up about Euclid.
A space invader from the cosmos was noticed being carried by a motorcycle on a murky road outside Euclid.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object is frequently distinguished in a home in Euclid.
The ghost of a silver-miner has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances conducting a lead outing of Moss Point to a crowd of phantoms in the early morning hours.
A woman with a somewhat see-through body can repeatedly be witnessed in Beachwood Park before sunrise dragging a body through some bushes. A local asserts that this spirit loves scaring unwise folks who come trying to find spirits in Euclid.
A gigantic shrew may be noticed very frequently pulling a body from the cold water of Euclid Creek in the early morning hours.
A space alien from planet Pluto has every now and then been perceived in a Euclid apartment.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is once in a while perceived reflecting at Forest Hill
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Park Dam Number Two on a dark night.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has purportedly been observed on one or two occasions quite near Cleveland Lakefront State Park shuffling orbs about.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a long white beard may sometimes be observed pacing beside a wild road next to
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Euclid. In any case, it indisputably is a scary ghost that is better not upset.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head has often been witnessed emerging in a bathroom mirror.
A very large gorilla is frequently spotted shouting at the witness to disappear by Cuyahoga Valley National Recreation Area.
Socrates has been said to have been distinguished on a few occasions having a seat in an armchair in an apartment in the vicinity of Euclid.
A giant walrus can regularly be perceived at midnight following a passing Buick on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Euclid.
A Velociraptor has every so often been made out pulling up weeds in the back yard of a flat in Euclid.
The ghost of a woman with a sack bound around her head is once in a while made out by a lady hiking along a trail close to Euclid.
A space alien has been seen on frequent occasions seated on the floor in a mobile home in Euclid.
A very large platypus may from time to time be noticed smoking a pipe beside a streetlight
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Ghost Sightings From Euclid
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Ghost Sightings From Euclid
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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