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These are some lies we made up about Elgin.
An alien from planet Mercury became visible pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Eightmile Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from deep space was made out after midnight chasing a passing Honda on a dark road near Elgin.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship was perceived in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
A beheaded guy was made out in Grand Lake St. Marys State Park near the park headquarters carrying a cranium. The ghost waved to the onlooker.
A space alien from planet Saturn is regularly seen by an old man fishing by a lake outside Elgin.
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Ghost Sightings From Elgin
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Ghost Sightings From Elgin
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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